The Coors Family

Today’s discovery revolves around the Coors family. For those unfamiliar with shit beer, they’re the ones who invented ‘Coors’ back in the nineteenth century and who still insist on pushing it on ignorant confused people who presumably don’t know any better. This is an episode of the podcast The Dollop, which I think I’ve mentioned before on here, but it’s premise is two comedians, one telling the history the other with no knowledge of the usually bizarre subject, making jokes and taking the piss. They’re quite long episodes which can put people off, this one is over one hundred minutes, but there’s worse you can and will do with your time.

There are a few companies I’ve boycotted over the years, from Nestle to Coco Cola to Amazon, and now after listening to this I can add Coors to the list. Thankfully I wouldn’t go near it as a drink anyway but now I have an ethical reason not to. The problem with that though is like any of these mega corporations they also own virtually everything else and while a lot of their range is equally mass produced crap there are a few beers I have enjoyed over the years such as Caffreys, Staropramen and Cobra, and when desperate Blue Moon – Coors own the Blue Moon Brewery itself. They also seem to own the old Mitchell and Butler brewery but I can’t find confirmation whether they also own the pub chain by the same name or whether they’re now two separate entities. Admittedly they’re not always great pubs but they can serve a purpose. Over the years my boycotts have never been one hundred percent successful but my beer purchasing habits will certainly now be affected.

What’s he talking about I hear you screaming. Yes this is such a long winded intro into the Coors family but I don’t really want to give too much away. Adolph Coors emigrated from what was Prussia to America and set up the Coors brewery in 1873. The family itself seemed to be loveless and hateful towards each other, and once his son Adolph II took charge he ruled the family through dictatorial fear. Some members of the family suffered from debilitating extreme right wingness, while others found God and became Christian extremists, or Evangelicals if you so desire. They lobby vehemently against women’s right, racial equality, LGTB rights, workers rights and so on. William Coors who ran the company in the latter part of the twentieth century once gave a speech to a room full of black businessmen on how the black mans brain was inferior and that they should be grateful their ancestors were brought across as slaves as it allowed them to become civilised. His brother Joseph was the right winger who he described as “being slightly to the right of Attila the Hun”, which coming from a racist is quite the statement. Joseph was also a special adviser to and part of Ronald Reagans ‘Kitchen Cabinet’. They were even involved with Oliver North and the Iran-Contra scandal. The family currently fund right wing think tanks and other organisations trying to challenge equality in all those forms mentioned. There is more but I both can’t remember everything and don’t want to give it all away. There were murders, suicides and such hatred that it does suggest there may be some truth in the idea that right wingers are just projecting their own self-loathing and anger onto the rest of us. The Coors Family are just vile, unfortunately very powerful, people. I’m amazed that I have never heard about them and all they get up to. Clearly it was a very informative podcast.

Most of the juicy stuff mention above comes towards the latter part of the podcast with earlier stuff just discussing the internal workings of the family itself. They seemed mainly to just do damage to each other and themselves until about the 1960s at which point all the above happened. Seriously, fuck them. The world doesn’t need people like that. They make the human race worse.

Politics

Ideas come and go throughout the day but as quickly as they go through one ear and into the brain they have a habit of going straight out the other and out of the brain frustratingly soon after. Instead because it seems to have taken over our social consciousness recently with Brexit and now with the general election looming, perhaps before this thought escapes through the exit ear, politics could be worth a little mention.

There was a time when I referred to football, which I am a big fan of, as having evolved into a soap opera for men. Of course now with women’s football increasing in popularity and inevitably one day in quality, as well as women’s participation in the spectacle as a whole, there are certainly some who would class that statement as outdated ignorance. However I stand by it not on grounds of being a stubborn petulant absolutist, but on grounds that the real number of women participating is still most likely lagging far behind traditional male participation, assumption I know, and not that they don’t exist of course but that I am yet to meet a woman who actually really enjoys football, potentially ignorant to believe my bubble of existence is representative of the whole world perhaps, but I don’t give a shit because not enough has changed yet for me to feel content drawing conclusions that it is anything but a soap opera for men. Let’s leave why actual television soap operas are therefore for women for another time. Anyway the point of that tangent and it’s overly qualifying nature is firstly that discord involving something that may offend seems to automatically need qualifying and because it leads into another grossly generalised example of ignorance by suggesting politics is just a soap opera for bossy people.

I have my beliefs and I love to believe they are enlighteningly maleable but inherently they’re probably not. I will however take great pleasure arguing with and attempting to change the minds of other people to believe what I think and therefore do as I do. I am not alone. My manipulated little mind is as lost, confused and scared as all the others out there trying to convince others of something so that we ourselves can relax safe in the knowledge that the little realities we have created are correct and therefore safe. But like any soap opera it is anything but real and with excitement and verve we are going to spend the next three weeks lost in a world of confirmation bubbles and blinding illusion as we vote in the fella offering us nothing other than a different quality of lubricant for the giant dildo they are about to shove up our arse.